If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
