Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
you made out with another girl for some wings
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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