Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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