I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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