I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
why do cheetos always look like penises
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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