There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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