I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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