You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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