My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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