no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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