I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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