Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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