i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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