Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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