I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he was CRYING into my vagina
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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