Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
why is half of my head shaved?
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