Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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