Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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