My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Non-Jews are for practice
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
