You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
