I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize