Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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