He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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