I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
This is the high leading the old right now
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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