Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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