Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
