What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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