Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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