: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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