Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Will exercising make me less horny?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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