He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
