im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Boobs are out for the taking
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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