So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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