you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Two words: nipple clamps
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