I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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