Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
So squirting runs in the family.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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