So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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