But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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