Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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