people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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