I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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