we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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