I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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