i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
So squirting runs in the family.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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