I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I pour the whiskey from now on
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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