you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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