16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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