i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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