i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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