Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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