Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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