Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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