Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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