she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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