There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Randomize
